Joke Time!

[equus12]

Isa pa!

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

[equus12]

Last!
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

[wezz_zzew]

Joke from a FB post.

Binigyan ako ni papa ng pera pambayad ng kuryente pero sa halip na ibayad ko, nahikayat akong bumili ng raffle ticket para sa isang brand new car. Umuwi ako at sinabi kay papa ang nangyari kaya binugbog niya ako. Kinabukasan pag gising ni papa at nung binuksan nya ang pinto, laking gulat nya na may nakaparadang isang brand new car sa labas namin. Lahat kami ay nag-iyakan dahil ang kotseng yun ay sasakyan ng meralco para putulan kami ng kuryente. Kaya ayun binugbog ulit ako ni papa.

[_Cathy_]

Got in on FB as well. Mahirap din maging online seller





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[benchph1]

I have a friend whos wife sells bags on FB by posting live videos. Earnings are quite good. Her account has been reported by an alleged “inggitero/inggitera” for an unspecified reason. Problem with FB is once someone reported you, close kaagad. You have no option to defend yourself. And this happened 3 times.


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[BlancNoir]

Sharing.

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[erdiedizon]

Gf: babe, punta ka ngayon sa bahay?
Bf: oo babe! Punta na ako dyan bihis lang ako saglit.
Gf: okay babe, pero di ako pwede ngayon ha, d pa kasi tapos mens ko. Baka mag expect ka, sinabihan lang kita.
Bf: ay babe! Sira pala motor ko, nakalimotan kong sabihin saiyo. Kanina lang nasira pag-uwi galing office.
Gf: pahatid ka nalang sa kaibigan mo, ganyan naman ginagawa mo dati pag masira motor mo.
Bf: ay babe, nasa hospital kaibigan ko. Nabaril daw cya kahapon. Next time nalang ako punta dyan.
Gf: ikaw bahala babe. Sayang, biniro lang naman sana kita, tapos na mens ko kahapon pa. Cge babe tolog na ako ha? Good night!
Bf: babe papunta na kami dyan, nakalabas na pala ng hospital kaibigan ko. See you later! Mmmmmmwah2x!
Gf: cge babe ingat kayo ha, pero wag kang magalit ha, d pa talaga tapos babe. Biniro lang kita na wala na, gusto ko lang kasi kita makita.
Bf: nako babe! Binaril na naman kaibigan ko!


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[Monseratto]

[dreamur]

Medical facts...

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[BratPAQ]

Gf: babe, punta ka ngayon sa bahay?
Bf: oo babe! Punta na ako dyan bihis lang ako saglit.
Gf: okay babe, pero di ako pwede ngayon ha, d pa kasi tapos mens ko. Baka mag expect ka, sinabihan lang kita.
Bf: ay babe! Sira pala motor ko, nakalimotan kong sabihin saiyo. Kanina lang nasira pag-uwi galing office.
Gf: pahatid ka nalang sa kaibigan mo, ganyan naman ginagawa mo dati pag masira motor mo.
Bf: ay babe, nasa hospital kaibigan ko. Nabaril daw cya kahapon. Next time nalang ako punta dyan.
Gf: ikaw bahala babe. Sayang, biniro lang naman sana kita, tapos na mens ko kahapon pa. Cge babe tolog na ako ha? Good night!
Bf: babe papunta na kami dyan, nakalabas na pala ng hospital kaibigan ko. See you later! Mmmmmmwah2x!
Gf: cge babe ingat kayo ha, pero wag kang magalit ha, d pa talaga tapos babe. Biniro lang kita na wala na, gusto ko lang kasi kita makita.
Bf: nako babe! Binaril na naman kaibigan ko!


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Di lang marunong si lalaki. Kaya ko yan kahit meron. [emoji23]

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