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    July 4th, 2013 09:28 AM #1621


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    July 4th, 2013 10:11 PM #1622
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    Bilis ng ale dumakot haha
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    July 5th, 2013 07:47 AM #1623
    Isang araw..

    may tatlong lalake ang nasa sa jeep. yung driver, isang guro, at si TOTOY

    nawalan ng kontrol ang sinasakyan nila kaya nahulog sila sa bangin.

    nung nagkamalay ang tatlo, nakatayo na si san pedro at si satanas sa gilid sa harap nila

    SATANAS: dahil napupuno na ang langit, napagkasunduan namin ni san pedro na limitahan nalang ang papasok dito.
    kung sino man sa inyo angmakapagtatanong na hindi ko masagutan ng tama, yun ang karapat-dapat makapasok sa langit. kung masagot ko, derecho kayo sa impiyerno. sinong gustong mauna?

    DRIVER: ako!! ako muna!!

    SATANAS: ano Ang tanong mo??

    DRIVER: anong araw ako unang nag drive

    SATANAS: (nag-isip ng konti) august 2 1991
    boom... nagliyab at biglang nawala ang driver. sumunod ang guro

    GURO: ako naman (nag bigay ng isang napakahabang problem sa math)

    nasagutan din ito ng tama ni satanas kaya napunta na rin siya sa impyerno

    SATANAS: ikaw naman totoy

    TOTOY: hmm... sige kumuha ka ng upuan at butasan mo ng 7 butas

    SATANAS: aba inutusan pa ako... pero sige dahil naiintriga ako sa pinapagawa mo kumuha si satanas ng upuan at nilagyan ng
    7 butas.

    umupo si totoy at umutot sa upuan...

    TOTOY: ang tanong ko sayo... saang Butas ako umutot?

    SATANAS: (pinagpawisan) hmmm... sa ikaanim na butas?

    TOTOY: mali... sa butas ng pwet ko tanga

    SAN PEDRO: welcome to heaven totoy
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    July 5th, 2013 11:34 AM #1624
    Quote Originally Posted by joemelr View Post
    Bilis ng ale dumakot haha

    haha, hindi ko napansin un sa unang tingin.
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    July 5th, 2013 03:43 PM #1625
    Osama is Alive -

    After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

    Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

    370H-SSV-0773H

    Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

    No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

    With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down ."
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    July 5th, 2013 04:04 PM #1626
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    July 6th, 2013 10:18 AM #1627


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    July 6th, 2013 04:37 PM #1629
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post

    very practical and true. nobody gets rich by being an employee. you are in a better position to sign checks on the front than signing at the back
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    July 6th, 2013 05:32 PM #1630
    Quote Originally Posted by jick.cejoco View Post
    very practical and true. nobody gets rich by being an employee. you are in a better position to sign checks on the front than signing at the back
    MVP is just an employee, and he's one of the richest in the Philippines.
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