Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women

**safeorigin** · March 6th, 2014 11:46 PM

For science!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.

Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women « CBS Charlotte

**_Cathy_** · March 6th, 2014 11:50 PM

I thought this was a Ghosthunter thread

**niky** · March 7th, 2014 12:03 AM

That would suit his M.O.

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I was looking at the title, thinking: Oh great... someone finally patented the vibrator...

**chua_riwap** · March 7th, 2014 12:29 AM

pwede sana sa mga old maids, or women who have no plans of getting married.
at least ma-experience man lang nila kung ano yung "big O".......

kaso para sa mga may serious OD lang pala ito.

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**_Cathy_** · March 7th, 2014 01:06 AM

Orgasmic dysfunction? Maybe it's in the throat?

This is in reference to Linda Lovelace's "classic" film

**kimbon** · March 7th, 2014 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Cathy_for_you

Orgasmic dysfunction? Maybe it's in the throat?
This is in reference to Linda Lovelace's "classic" film

Are you referring to the comedy classic film "deep throat" where linda *** life ask for medical assistance to a doctor. The doctor advice that the reason for her problem is that her clitoris is improperly located at the back of her throat? Ouch a funny odd situation huh Haha

**greatauror28** · March 7th, 2014 08:23 AM

I can visualize rich, filthy old maids lining up for this.

There's nothing money can't buy

**_Cathy_** · March 7th, 2014 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by kimbon

Are you referring to the comedy classic film "deep throat" where linda *** life ask for medical assistance to a doctor. The doctor advice that the reason for her problem is that her clitoris is improperly located at the back of her throat? Ouch a funny odd situation huh Haha

Yes. That's the film