Have you been to Air Force One?

[boybi]

received from email:

>Field Report for Air Force 1 MP by Fahfrd

>Hmm, I went here last night just to check the place out.
>Arrived at about 7:00pm.
>The place is HUGE. It is at the back of CitiMall and at least the
>parking is discrete.
>When you enter, you go up a grand staircase lined with Floor Managers
>all obsequisely greeting you good evening. All dressed as airline
>personnel, I might add.
>Luckily, I saw Pete, one of the owners of AF-1 and the former
>operations manager at SkyTrek.
>So he guided me up. Once you are upstairs, to the left is the main KTV
>hall. To get to the MP, you go straight and down an escalator. Beside
>the MP cashier is a huge hotel-caliber coffee shop for you to wait and
>relax.
>I looked at the girls in the aquarium and the choices were quite good.
>From between 6 to 9, better than the usual MP fare. And I saw a lot of
>former SkyTrek girls. In fact, I even saw a former New Magellan
>attendant there also. Small world, hehehe.....
>There are three(3) rates for the MP:
>P1,300, P2,300 and P2,800 - one and a half hours for the P2,300 and
>P2,800
>They have 12 P2,800 rooms and 30+ P2,300 rooms daw.
>Unfortunately, the P1,300 rooms are not yet operational.
>So I took the P2,300 room. The room itself is HUGE. Definitely bigger
>and better than the rooms in Palasyo ni Don Pedro, which I heretofore
>thought was the best of all the MPs I've tried. The rooms at AF-1 are
>erhaps twice as good. With their own SAUNA!
>And the shower room was great. They also had robes and slippers for
>you. The slippers had these cute AF-1 icons on them.
>I saw the P2,800 rooms and they were grand. They had their own sauna
>and jacuzzi and were as good as hotel suites.
>Anyway, back to my room, they have this amusing technique for locking
>the door since the doors had no locks nor latches. But you have to try
>it yourself before you find out. I won't spoil your surprise by telling
>you guys what it is.
>I took #37, Jem. She used to be #34 at SkyTrek. She was quite cute and
>charming. Since I had Pete talk to her, we just went straight to the
>main show. No more bickering about the money. Just the way I like it.
>Shower first and then, popoy time!
>She was very, very HOT. She came three(3) times before I shot my load.
>Afterwards, she gave me a nice, relaxing soft massage.
>Excellent service, but what do you expect for P2,300? I paid P1,500 for
>the ***tra. I underpaid since I know for a fact that FS starts at P2k.
>Still, she didn't complain. That's my girl!
>After that experience, I went up to the main KTV room, I also looked at
>the VIP rooms, hmm they were very cozy. Hehehe.... I planned to drink a
>few beers and maybe table a GRO for awhile while watching the show.
>Unfortunately, their show starts at 10pm and I finished at 9pm. SO
>instead of waiting for an hour, I just went to meet some wolves.
>By the way, they all act as if you were in a plane. They say "Have a
>nice flight, sir" or "Enjoy your flight, sir" and other stuff like
>that.
>The place is definitely first class all the way, from the parking
>attendants, to the security guards, to the doorman, to the Floor
>Managers, to the Mommy's and Daddy's, to the cashiers. All are on their
>best behaviour. The furnishings, chairs, beds, AC, etc. all were
>fantastic. Pinag-gastusan talaga ito.
>All in all, a bit steep for the average person but well worth the
>costs. I'll definitely be back. It was just their second day of
>operation yesterday so konti pa lang ang mga tao. Sarap pumunta.
>Directions
>air force 1 is along ninoy aquino ave in paranaque
>just use the usual route going to NAIA Terminal 1..... go straight on
>the main avenue, past casino filipino, duty free, puregold and just go
>straight on till you see a mcdonalds to your right. AF1 is right before
>mcdo after mcdo, skytrek na
>ingat na lang coz medyo traffic dyan 5pm onwards.... pag sabado naman i
>think they have a prayer rally in the big open filed in front of af1
>kaya medyo mahirap umalis dyan before 12pm