di naman pare. eto pala yong mas magandang thread, mas nakakaaliw.Originally Posted by mact_tors
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March 20th, 2012 12:58 AM #421
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March 20th, 2012 08:49 PM #424Read this:
THEPENISINHERMOUTH..
Did you read THE PEN IS IN HER MOUTH..
No? You have a dirty mind..
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March 20th, 2012 09:01 PM #425CONDOMS don't guarantee safe *** anymore..
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband..
kopal kasi eh..
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March 20th, 2012 09:04 PM #426A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks a viagra.
The cashier says " I need a medical proof that you need it"
The guys says "will a photo of my wife do?"
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March 20th, 2012 09:06 PM #428Calories (noun) - tiny particles that lives in your closets and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night..
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March 21st, 2012 12:36 AM #431hehehe! Originally Posted by renzo_d10
Yung kopal thread, puno ng joke time ...
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March 21st, 2012 12:50 AM #432Teacher: Late ka na naman Pedro! Lagi na lang ganyan! sige tatanungin kita, who is our national hero?
Pedro: Jose Rizal, ma'am!
Teacher: Sus! Tsamba lang yan!
Pedro: Eh ma'am, kilala nyo ba si Karla?
Teacher: Hindi, bakit?
Pedro: Kitams! Turo ka ng turo! kabit ng mister mo di mo kilala.
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March 21st, 2012 02:39 AM #433juan at pedro naguusap tungkol sa computer.
Juan: pedro bakit ayaw gumana ng impernet exploder ko?
pedro: tanga! hindi naman impernet exploder yan!
Juan: eh ano?
pedro: Boogle throne!
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March 21st, 2012 09:15 AM #435Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: “Nothing.”
Wife: “Nothing...? You’ve been reading our marriage contract for an hour.”
Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
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March 21st, 2012 05:21 PM #436expiration date - none Originally Posted by itchier
Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: “Nothing.”
Wife: “Nothing...? You’ve been reading our marriage contract for an hour.”
Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.”
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March 22nd, 2012 06:23 PM #439Juan: Ben, tulungan mo nga ako hindi ako mapalagay kahapon pa.
Ben: Anu yun tol.
Juan: May nabili akong rubber shoes kahapon, hindi ko alam kung anung brand may "Check" sa gilid ng sapatos.
Ben: Naku yun lang hindi mo alam, alam ko yan......." Check Taylor" Yan
Juan: ganun ba, galing mo talaga, hindi ako nagkamali ng tinanungan..
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March 22nd, 2012 06:29 PM #440 Originally Posted by galant E SS
Teacher: Late ka na naman Pedro! Lagi na lang ganyan! sige tatanungin kita, who is our national hero?
Pedro: Jose Rizal, ma'am!
Teacher: Sus! Tsamba lang yan!
Pedro: Eh ma'am, kilala nyo ba si Karla?
Teacher: Hindi, bakit?
Pedro: Kitams! Turo ka ng turo! kabit ng mister mo di mo kilala.Hahahaha. Mga kopal kayo. :hysterical: Buo na araw ko.. Originally Posted by chua_riwap
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