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    January 15th, 2006 08:14 PM #1
    10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

    9. There is not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics,
    2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3
    Toyota Corollas, Mercedes Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife), and MPV (My Pinoy Van).

    8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with fingers at State
    dinners.

    7. There is too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put
    the Last Supper picture?

    6. The White House walls is not big enough to hold a set of giant wooden
    spoon and fork.

    5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst".

    4. Secret Service staff are uncomfortable driving the Presidential car with
    a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having the statue of the
    Santo Nino on the dashboard.

    3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines in every White House
    room.

    2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

    AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US
    PRESIDENT IS....

    1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!


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    January 15th, 2006 08:29 PM #2
    sapol!
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    January 15th, 2006 08:35 PM #3
    It's true! At least hindi masyadong offensive
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    January 15th, 2006 09:07 PM #4
    typical na Noy-Pi

    tagal na ito ..dati nareceive ko sa mga email

    pero mabenta pa din ..hihihi..
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    January 15th, 2006 09:18 PM #5
    WoW TAMA! add mo pa Kurakot at neg kokolect ng souvenirs sa white house.
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    January 15th, 2006 09:19 PM #6
    kay david letterman ba talaga galing yan?

    True True
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    January 15th, 2006 09:37 PM #7
    talagng ke David Lettermen galing yan, kelan pinalabas?
    bulls eye ang noypi her her her
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    January 15th, 2006 11:43 PM #8
    ewan ko kung galing kay david letterman yan. nabasa ko lang sa ibang forums. hehehe. pero sapul talaga mga noypi diyan. hehehe
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    January 16th, 2006 02:06 AM #9
    Tagosh Ba?.....It hurts....it hurts you know!!!!
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    January 16th, 2006 02:48 AM #10
    okay lang..

    pero masaya ung 2 Toyota Land Cruisers..herherher
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